Posted 1 day ago

I can’t wait to eat all of them. All 8. JK. Kinda. #saycheesecakecontest

Posted 1 day ago

Do you even cheesecake? #saycheesecakecontest (at The Cheesecake Factory)

Posted 4 days ago

thestrayline:

Clint told him to do it for the vine

Posted 4 days ago

skeletim:

precumming:

Wtf…

holy SHIT

Posted 4 days ago

sofriel:

tickatocka:

a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue

THANK U 4 THIS

Posted 4 days ago

I love doing this lol.

(Source: thekimchiburger)

Posted 4 days ago

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

(Source: epic-humor)

Posted 4 days ago
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
Posted 4 days ago

thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.

(Source: pedalfar)

Posted 4 days ago